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  • As with the Cocoa Orange before it, I was fully expecting some kind of better quality After-Eight mint, the tour-de-force in the chocolate/mint confectionary market

    Product review: nakd Cocoa Mint

    As with the Cocoa Orange before it, I was fully expecting some kind of better quality After-Eight mint, the tour-de-force in the chocolate/mint confectionary market

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  • I was looking forward to the nakd Cocoa Orange bar.  It was going to be just like a Terry's Chocolate Orange wasn't it?  And who doesn't like them?  No-one, that's who.

    Product review: nakd Cocoa Orange

    I was looking forward to the nakd Cocoa Orange bar. It was going to be just like a Terry's Chocolate Orange wasn't it? And who doesn't like them? No-one, that's who.

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  • I'm not averse to a supermarket pre-packed sandwich but they can be awfully expensive when compared to say, a local sandwich shop and they're often hit-and-miss with the quality.

    Product review: Sainsbury’s Egg & Bacon Sandwich

    I'm not averse to a supermarket pre-packed sandwich but they can be awfully expensive when compared to say, a local sandwich shop and they're often hit-and-miss with the quality.

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  • There are some constants in life.  Sky is blue (or in England, a kind of dreary grey), grass is green (again, England's is more grey) and Weetabix have produced their unadorned breakfast cereal for what is probably a thousand years.

    Product review: Weetabix baked with Golden Syrup

    There are some constants in life. Sky is blue (or in England, a kind of dreary grey), grass is green (again, England's is more grey) and Weetabix have produced their unadorned breakfast cereal for what is probably a thousand years.

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  • Is ginger man enough to stand up to those dates?

    Product review: nakd Ginger Bread

    Is ginger man enough to stand up to those dates?

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  • After the nakd Berry bar I tried earlier, I was looking forward to this Cashew Cookie

    Product review: nakd Cashew Cookie

    After the nakd Berry bar I tried earlier, I was looking forward to this Cashew Cookie

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  • Who'd have thought it?  How can marinating raisin and sultana's in a natural cola infusion work?  Well, it does.  Nakd, that make-glorious company who were on the receiving end of a very positive review for their Berry bar, have now released a new range of flavours to tempt us into their all-natural universe of other-worldly goodness.

    Product review: nakd Crazy Cola Raisins

    Who'd have thought it? How can marinating raisin and sultana's in a natural cola infusion work? Well, it does. Nakd, that make-glorious company who were on the receiving end of a very positive review for their Berry bar, have now released a new range of flavours to tempt us into their all-natural universe of other-worldly goodness.

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  • The important difference is price.  Expect to pay upwards of a quid for a Feasters or Rustlers equivalent but the Quickster is a mere 79p, not on offer, that is the permanent price.

    Product review: Quicksters Flame-grilled Burger

    The important difference is price. Expect to pay upwards of a quid for a Feasters or Rustlers equivalent but the Quickster is a mere 79p, not on offer, that is the permanent price.

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  • Let's be honest here, powdered soup is as far removed from actual soup that could possibly be.  It's essentially dried flavourings that turn into a savoury liquid when hot water is poured over the top.  "Spaceman food", is what my Nan would have called it, her eel-head soup taking pride of place in her culinary repertoire.

    Product review: Aldi Soupreme Minestrone Cuppa Soup

    Let's be honest here, powdered soup is as far removed from actual soup that could possibly be. It's essentially dried flavourings that turn into a savoury liquid when hot water is poured over the top. "Spaceman food", is what my Nan would have called it, her eel-head soup taking pride of place in her culinary repertoire.

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  • It's a micro-waveable 'beef' 'burger' made by Rustlers, those pioneers of other culinary delights such as the micro-waveable 'chicken' 'burger', micro-waveable 'BBQ rib' 'burger' and erm, other stuff you can put in a 'microwave'.

    Product review: Rustlers Flamegrilled Beef Burger

    It's a micro-waveable 'beef' 'burger' made by Rustlers, those pioneers of other culinary delights such as the micro-waveable 'chicken' 'burger', micro-waveable 'BBQ rib' 'burger' and erm, other stuff you can put in a 'microwave'.

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  • It's a ready-meal adaptation of curry-house favourite Chicken Jalfrezi which is another of those strange anglicized dishes originating not from India but no doubt as the result of a late-night drinking session by some drunken munter.  No matter, it's a tasty dish anyway and usually quite hot with a tomato-based sauce.  Unusually for curries here in England, it tends not to be overly saturated with cream or clarified butter.

    Product review: Sainsburys Chicken Jalfrezi

    It's a ready-meal adaptation of curry-house favourite Chicken Jalfrezi which is another of those strange anglicized dishes originating not from India but no doubt as the result of a late-night drinking session by some drunken munter. No matter, it's a tasty dish anyway and usually quite hot with a tomato-based sauce. Unusually for curries here in England, it tends not to be overly saturated with cream or clarified butter.

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  • Light Choices?  That's got to be so wrong hasn't it?  I certainly would never consider eating a low-fat Mars Bar and if I ordered a Doner Kebab 'Lite' from the local takeaway shop I'm likely to find myself stuffed into a bin liner and thrown into a river faster than you can say, 'What wrong you?  You leave shop.  I call brother'.  Alright Sister, calm down.  Woah, put down that big axe, there's no need for th ...

    Product review: Tesco Light Choices Ham and Mushroom Tagliatelle

    Light Choices? That's got to be so wrong hasn't it? I certainly would never consider eating a low-fat Mars Bar and if I ordered a Doner Kebab 'Lite' from the local takeaway shop I'm likely to find myself stuffed into a bin liner and thrown into a river faster than you can say, 'What wrong you? You leave shop. I call brother'. Alright Sister, calm down. Woah, put down that big axe, there's no need for th ...

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  • What's not to love about fajitas?  Sliced and fried chicken, peppers and onions, a fiery spice mix and with big dollops of sour cream, guacamole and salsa, it's the perfect meal in your hand.  It's hot and sweet and salty and sour and creamy and piquant and darned tasty too, when done right.

    Product review: Feasters Feast Fiesta Fajitas

    What's not to love about fajitas? Sliced and fried chicken, peppers and onions, a fiery spice mix and with big dollops of sour cream, guacamole and salsa, it's the perfect meal in your hand. It's hot and sweet and salty and sour and creamy and piquant and darned tasty too, when done right.

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  • Supposedly Britain's favourite dish is not something that would be recognised anywhere but here.  An amalgamation of chicken marinated in spices, tikka'd, then served with a tomato-based cream sauce, you can just imagine the indignation of the Glaswegian who first received his tandoori chicken without 'Grevvy'.  The origins of a Tikka Massala are now lost to the annals of time and some say it was in London Soho while others reckon it was in Glasgow.  There's another school of thought who think the dish resembles a more ancient recipe as served in the Punjab province.  I prefer the Glaswegian one myself.

    Product review: Sainsburys Chicken Tikka Massala

    Supposedly Britain's favourite dish is not something that would be recognised anywhere but here. An amalgamation of chicken marinated in spices, tikka'd, then served with a tomato-based cream sauce, you can just imagine the indignation of the Glaswegian who first received his tandoori chicken without 'Grevvy'. The origins of a Tikka Massala are now lost to the annals of time and some say it was in London Soho while others reckon it was in Glasgow. There's another school of thought who think the dish resembles a more ancient recipe as served in the Punjab province. I prefer the Glaswegian one myself.

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  • Just who the blimming heck are they? Innocent starting selling smoothie drinks from a stall in a London Market in 1998. Using only 100% natural ingredients, they realised they had...

    Product review: Innocent Thai Coconut Curry

    Just who the blimming heck are they? Innocent starting selling smoothie drinks from a stall in a London Market in 1998. Using only 100% natural ingredients, they realised they had...

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  • Warning: This is a review of a product containing meatballs and as such, I am duty-bound to fill this review with puerile, childish and adolescent humour. If this kind of...

    Product Review: Feasters Italian Meatball Wrap

    Warning: This is a review of a product containing meatballs and as such, I am duty-bound to fill this review with puerile, childish and adolescent humour. If this kind of...

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  • The Worlds Saddest Pie With only a few coppers to my name, a Sainsburys Puff Pastry Steak Pie is about the only thing I can afford at 60p a pop...

    Product Review: Sainsbury’s Puff Pastry Steak Pie

    The Worlds Saddest Pie With only a few coppers to my name, a Sainsburys Puff Pastry Steak Pie is about the only thing I can afford at 60p a pop...

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  • What is it? It’s described as a Breakfast Baguette. It’s got sausage, egg and bacon in a small baguette. It’s really nice. It even comes with a sachet of tomato...

    Product Review: Feasters Breakfast Baguette

    What is it? It’s described as a Breakfast Baguette. It’s got sausage, egg and bacon in a small baguette. It’s really nice. It even comes with a sachet of tomato...

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  • I’m just an ordinary working class bloke, with a normal hunger for everything that life can offer me. How did I end up on the scrap-heap, cast aside as the...

    Product review: Hunger Breaks The Full Monty

    I’m just an ordinary working class bloke, with a normal hunger for everything that life can offer me. How did I end up on the scrap-heap, cast aside as the...

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  • Bless me Father, for I have sinned, it’s been a lifetime since my last confession. How can I even begin to tell you of the horrors I have endured? You...

    Product review: Hunger Breaks All Day Breakfast

    Bless me Father, for I have sinned, it’s been a lifetime since my last confession. How can I even begin to tell you of the horrors I have endured? You...

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